








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




196 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3708 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3301 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,367,928 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOThavingfun | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | FLASHed | 55% | 251 |
| #3 | smoke | 51% | 332 |
| #4 | NRLivid | 51% | 215 |
| #5 | Glizzy Gobbler | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOThavingfun | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | FLASHed | 55% | 251 |
| #3 | smoke | 51% | 332 |
| #4 | NRLivid | 51% | 215 |
| #5 | Glizzy Gobbler | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smoke | 214 | 0.0328 |
| #2 | FLASHed | 138 | 0.0290 |
| #3 | NRLivid | 76 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | NOThavingfun | 22 | 0.0359 |
| #5 | Glizzy Gobbler | 13 | 0.0148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLASHed | 976 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | smoke | 898 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #3 | NRLivid | 735 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | Glizzy Gobbler | 305 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #5 | NOThavingfun | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glizzy Gobbler | +3.74 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | Calzone. | +1.62 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | smoke | +1.46 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | FLASHed | +1.03 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | NOThavingfun | +0.80 | 72 | 60 |





