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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 191 | 25% |
| Smokes | 216 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 202 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 164 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,624 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ja-panin-lasta | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | tisis | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Kytisz | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | mirre | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Chappi | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tisis | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Knööli | 2 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | mirre | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | GOLD GOLD GOLD | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Kytisz | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirre | 83 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Chappi | 47 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | GOLD GOLD GOLD | 39 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Knööli | 31 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | tisis | 27 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chappi | +2.26 | 59 | 58 |
| #2 | ja-panin-lasta | +1.64 | 64 | 28 |
| #3 | tisis | +1.09 | 50 | 37 |
| #4 | GOLD GOLD GOLD | +0.87 | 36 | 46 |
| #5 | Kytisz | +0.50 | 74 | 50 |





