








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1973 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3662 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3176 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,573,797 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exotic | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | BOB | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | eer1k | 54% | 158 |
| #4 | bob | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Ain | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BOB | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | eer1k | 54% | 158 |
| #4 | bob | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Ain | 40% | 50 |
| #6 | AIn | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eer1k | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | bob | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | BOB | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Ain | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Exotic | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eer1k | 518 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ain | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | AIn | 130 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | bob | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BOB | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eer1k | +2.75 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | bob | +1.88 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | BOB | +1.84 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | AIn | +0.42 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | Exotic | +0.23 | 80 | 52 |





