








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 951 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5970 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6638 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9418 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11569 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,531,689 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0ЯG0™ | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | FUXONE | 54% | 80 |
| #3 | Shwaydrian | 53% | 114 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 52% | 164 |
| #5 | SUNDOWNER | 50% | 695 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUNDOWNER | 26 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Shwaydrian | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | TorNaD0. | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | FUXONE | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUNDOWNER | 668 | 0.05 | 20 min |
| #2 | TorNaD0. | 495 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | M0ЯG0™ | 256 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | FUXONE | 211 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Shwaydrian | 187 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shwaydrian | +1.53 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | FUXONE | +1.18 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | SUNDOWNER | +0.89 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | Winkeladvokat187 | +0.51 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | M0ЯG0™ | +0.24 | 66 | 64 |





