








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 552 | 24% |
| Smokes | 662 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 494 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 603 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,802 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Truse_Tarzan | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | HELVETE ASSA | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Reptuma | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | F1GA | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Sjuppz | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | HELVETE ASSA | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Reptuma | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | F1GA | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Sjuppz | 44% | 48 |
| #6 | kobA G | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELVETE ASSA | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Reptuma | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sjuppz | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Truse_Tarzan | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | kobA G | 1 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reptuma | 211 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sjuppz | 190 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | HELVETE ASSA | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Truse_Tarzan | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | kobA G | 19 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reptuma | +3.69 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | F1GA | +0.91 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | HELVETE ASSA | +0.66 | 70 | 50 |
| #4 | Sjuppz | +0.35 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | kobA G | -0.11 | 88 | 50 |





