








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,718 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2277 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,274 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELVETE ASSA | 59% | 124 |
| #2 | Reptuma | 55% | 101 |
| #3 | Truse_Tarzan | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | kobA G | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | OGadri | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Reptuma | 55% | 101 |
| #3 | Truse_Tarzan | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | kobA G | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | OGadri | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Threxius | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELVETE ASSA | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Reptuma | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Truse_Tarzan | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | kobA G | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Threxius | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reptuma | 306 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | HELVETE ASSA | 263 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | kobA G | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Threxius | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Truse_Tarzan | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reptuma | +3.26 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | kobA G | +2.20 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | OGadri | +1.21 | 35 | 59 |
| #4 | HELVETE ASSA | +0.57 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | Sjuppz | +0.27 | 69 | 58 |





