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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2385 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4148 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3471 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2373 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,448,747 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 994 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plebble | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | iamstormey | 54% | 170 |
| #3 | PandahSQ. | 53% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plebble | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | iamstormey | 54% | 170 |
| #3 | PandahSQ. | 53% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PandahSQ. | 71 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | iamstormey | 31 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | plebble | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PandahSQ. | 693 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #2 | iamstormey | 681 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | plebble | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plebble | +2.86 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | PandahSQ. | +2.00 | 59 | 50 |
| #3 | Kingstern | +0.32 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | iamstormey | -0.99 | 69 | 55 |





