








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 167 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2891 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3415 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4109 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,112,889 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingstern | 89 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | iamstormey | 25 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | sondrepus | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | plebble | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plebble | +4.56 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | sondrepus | +2.59 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | PandahSQ. | +2.23 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | Kingstern | +0.35 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | iamstormey | -0.80 | 69 | 54 |





