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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2022 | 25% |
| Smokes | 413 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 3646 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2057 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,424 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | fuzzen | 79% | 33 |
| #7 | Sasha | 69% | 98 |
| #8 | ✞ Leon ✞ | 67% | 33 |
| #9 | Bunny Fufuu | 66% | 44 |
| #10 | 𝕯𝖆𝖎𝖒𝖑𝖊𝖗 | 66% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sasha | 138 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bunny Fufuu | 100 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | N | 67 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | copschmerzen | 64 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ce͏e͏Th͏e͏e | 57 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y@mT | +7.44 | 100 | 55 |
| #2 | N | +6.10 | 98 | 58 |
| #3 | copschmerzen | +5.80 | 99 | 60 |
| #4 | fuzzen | +5.40 | 96 | 60 |
| #5 | Ce͏e͏Th͏e͏e | +4.91 | 99 | 47 |





