








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 253 matches | ||
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1163 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1395 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,379 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I | 37 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | x6 | 15 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | AFK (не заебывать) | 13 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | pactteh | 11 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | owyv | 10 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I | 166 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | x6 | 135 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | pactteh | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | owyv | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | AFK (не заебывать) | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I | +5.20 | 99 | 49 |
| #2 | pactteh | +3.36 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | x6 | +2.73 | 90 | 63 |
| #4 | owyv | +0.19 | 63 | 33 |
| #5 | zinitka9 | -0.98 | 92 | 34 |





