








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 755 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 11% |
| Smokes | 357 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3333 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4262 | 48% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,127 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x6 | 82% | 119 |
| #2 | zinitka9 | 79% | 85 |
| #3 | I | 75% | 193 |
| #4 | 1 v | 70% | 138 |
| #5 | AFK (не заебывать) | 68% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I | 55 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | x6 | 20 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | n | 20 | 0.0228 |
| #4 | pactteh | 17 | 0.0193 |
| #5 | AFK (не заебывать) | 16 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zinitka9 | +5.88 | 98 | 34 |
| #2 | pactteh | +3.70 | 93 | 55 |
| #3 | I | +3.52 | 95 | 42 |
| #4 | x6 | +3.46 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | n | +2.29 | 67 | 57 |





