








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 627 | 30% |
| Smokes | 526 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 474 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 451 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,258 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionツ | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | {GOA} eefN | 48% | 61 |
| #3 | slmpnn | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Julio | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | TheStranger | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionツ | 153 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | {GOA} eefN | 127 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ddiddy | 52 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheStranger | 23 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Julio | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionツ | +4.19 | 78 | 36 |
| #2 | Ddiddy | +2.59 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | {GOA} TRUMP | -0.57 | 42 | 29 |
| #4 | {GOA} eefN | -2.99 | 44 | 41 |
| #5 | TheStranger | -4.89 | 17 | 27 |





