








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 950 | 36% |
| Smokes | 525 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 594 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $994,288 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slmpnn | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | {GOA} WooLoop | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | {GOA} TRUMP | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | {GOA} eefN | 47% | 132 |
| #5 | TheStranger | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {GOA} TRUMP | 202 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | {GOA} eefN | 202 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ddiddy | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | TheStranger | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | {GOA} WooLoop | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionツ | +4.51 | 79 | 36 |
| #2 | Ddiddy | +2.48 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | {GOA} WooLoop | +2.47 | 52 | 42 |
| #4 | {GOA} TRUMP | -0.86 | 42 | 28 |
| #5 | {GOA} eefN | -3.59 | 41 | 37 |





