








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1580 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1302 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1595 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1363 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,550 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Egeland | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Halloodri :) | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Fr0zen | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | NaschiPeek Exoツ | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Corsatuner | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0zen | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Perry der Große | 66 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | BobtheBodybuilder | 65 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | 58 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Egeland | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corsatuner | +8.74 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Starsten Carl | +5.90 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | BobtheBodybuilder | +4.16 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | Egeland | +2.49 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | NaschiPeek Exoツ | +2.09 | 52 | 44 |





