








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 765 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1887 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1335 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,161 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1093 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HIMAS? SAMU | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | Janigg aus BaWü | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | seniix | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | Robi-Wan Kenobi | 57% | 77 |
| #5 | Richard La Ruina | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HIMAS? SAMU | +17.25 | 100 | 28 |
| #2 | Blaubarschbube | +3.71 | 85 | 34 |
| #3 | Robi-Wan Kenobi | -0.01 | 45 | 47 |
| #4 | sinnloses | -0.94 | 50 | 66 |
| #5 | seniix | -1.00 | 51 | 66 |





