








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1961 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2672 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2124 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1954 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,514 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIZIL MOLOTOF | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | seniix | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Janigg aus BaWü | 48% | 195 |
| #4 | sinnloses | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Ingrid von Indeed | 45% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sinnloses | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Ingrid von Indeed | 45% | 117 |
| #6 | Dschermo | 43% | 77 |
| #7 | Hitman | 38% | 26 |
| #8 | Adi Ade | 35% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janigg aus BaWü | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Ingrid von Indeed | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Dschermo | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | KIZIL MOLOTOF | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Adi Ade | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seniix | 460 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ingrid von Indeed | 252 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dschermo | 250 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Janigg aus BaWü | 227 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Adi Ade | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIZIL MOLOTOF | +4.61 | 92 | 44 |
| #2 | Dschermo | +2.03 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | Hitman | +0.62 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | k0ne | +0.15 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | seniix | -0.34 | 55 | 68 |





