








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2751 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2106 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2781 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3025 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,046 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorma1975 | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | mangosose | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Volkowski | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Г2 Месси | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | misq | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanKa | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | misq | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | cube | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Volkowski | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Г2 Месси | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misq | 276 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jorma1975 | 206 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | mangosose | 135 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Г2 Месси | 92 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Runsala | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Г2 Месси | +3.55 | 54 | 79 |
| #2 | Jorma1975 | +3.06 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | misq | +1.98 | 45 | 76 |
| #4 | KanKa | +1.70 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Volkowski | +0.98 | 44 | 41 |





