








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 180 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2311 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2153 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1360 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2165 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,873 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vtnn- | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | TACOCS | 70% | 50 |
| #3 | vhs | 70% | 53 |
| #4 | Yuki2k | 67% | 48 |
| #5 | artenz <3 line | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vtnn- | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | TACOCS | 70% | 50 |
| #3 | vhs | 70% | 53 |
| #4 | Yuki2k | 67% | 48 |
| #5 | artenz <3 line | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vhs | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vtnn- | 134 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Yuki2k | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | artenz <3 line | 91 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | vhs | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | TACOCS | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninezeraa- | +1.94 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | vtnn- | +0.91 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | Yuki2k | +0.20 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | artenz <3 line | -0.02 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | vhs | -0.47 | 64 | 63 |





