








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 532 matches | ||
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19209 | 42% |
| Smokes | 10027 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8785 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7319 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,148,563 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nejm | 54% | 281 |
| #5 | echo | 53% | 75 |
| #6 | gyzd | 52% | 359 |
| #7 | X1FO | 48% | 223 |
| #8 | dejvikkk | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Márty | +2.65 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | echo | +1.92 | 90 | 69 |
| #3 | X1FO | +0.42 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | st3f | +0.27 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | Coconut | -0.11 | 75 | 53 |





