








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 578 matches | ||
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Wingman | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




192 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13156 | 24% |
| Smokes | 16174 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 16198 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 10380 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,440,938 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bananas PRhonzi | 30 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | st3f | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Márty | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Coconut | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Nejm | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Márty | +1.95 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | gyzd | +1.34 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | st3f | +0.16 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | Coconut | +0.13 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | Bananas PRhonzi | +0.07 | 58 | 48 |





