








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1126 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1498 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 521 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,609 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evo | 46% | 48 |
| #2 | Iwox | 38% | 39 |
| #3 | skins.army Rusty Potato | 35% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evo | 46% | 48 |
| #2 | Iwox | 38% | 39 |
| #3 | skins.army Rusty Potato | 35% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skins.army Rusty Potato | 35 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | Iwox | 7 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Evo | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evo | 147 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | skins.army Rusty Potato | 102 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Iwox | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iwox | +5.73 | 66 | 47 |
| #2 | Evo | +5.62 | 57 | 53 |
| #3 | skins.army Rusty Potato | -1.14 | 58 | 29 |
| #4 | Gałban | -1.29 | 46 | 29 |





