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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6184 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8539 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4753 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5243 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,869,120 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bausman | 63% | 70 |
| #2 | vilihonpenkit | 57% | 83 |
| #3 | dimitri from train | 53% | 89 |
| #4 | NÖKÖB | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | suksiseveri | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NÖKÖB | 446 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | Neglee | 385 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | vilihonpenkit | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dimitri Monsterjevsky | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | dimitri from train | 164 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bausman | +5.03 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | Neglee | +2.22 | 69 | 41 |
| #3 | NÖKÖB | +2.00 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | vilihonpenkit | +1.67 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | dimitri from train | +1.14 | 68 | 46 |





