








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 209 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2670 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2673 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4346 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3071 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,424,173 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bausman | +3.81 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Neglee | +2.16 | 70 | 44 |
| #3 | NÖKÖB | +2.04 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | vilihonpenkit | +1.16 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | Toby | -0.53 | 62 | 62 |





