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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 835 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2778 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2348 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1975 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,591 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P R I M E | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | wilsher | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | PUCHITOPEEK | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | ComicalDReam | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | b0tesy | 52% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Melii❤ -LA ROMPE ◕ᴥ◕ | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | El Machaca CS | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | lucsio_vm | 10 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | P R I M E | 10 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | b0tesy | 8 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUCHITOPEEK | +9.71 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | wilsher | +8.35 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | ComicalDReam | +7.09 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | b0tesy | +6.50 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | ★SaNt1 | +4.67 | 63 | 67 |





