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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6201 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5362 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3073 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,627 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ComicalDReam | 68% | 68 |
| #2 | P R I M E | 65% | 96 |
| #3 | wilsher | 64% | 168 |
| #4 | lucsio_vm | 61% | 100 |
| #5 | El Machaca CS | 59% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Machaca CS | 27 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | P R I M E | 25 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | ❤Melii❤ -LA ROMPE ◕ᴥ◕ | 21 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | wilsher | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | lucsio_vm | 14 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilsher | +6.44 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | b0tesy | +4.64 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | ComicalDReam | +3.78 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | P R I M E | +2.14 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | ★SaNt1 | +1.42 | 58 | 67 |





