








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 884 | 26% |
| Smokes | 718 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 904 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,699 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | 55% | 64 |
| #2 | RaaZu | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | QuantumDiaper69 | 43% | 40 |
| #4 | Tea with a T | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | ShaitanNibba | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | +5.62 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | ShaitanNibba | +3.39 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | RaaZu | +2.22 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | QuantumDiaper69 | -2.12 | 12 | 38 |
| #5 | Tea with a T | -2.93 | 15 | 39 |





