








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 548 | 27% |
| Smokes | 403 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $229,452 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShaitanNibba | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | ✪ superuserdid | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | Tea with a T | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | someatty | 43% | 40 |
| #5 | RaaZu | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Tea with a T | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ShaitanNibba | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | someatty | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | RaaZu | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ superuserdid | 249 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | ShaitanNibba | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | RaaZu | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tea with a T | 59 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | someatty | 49 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShaitanNibba | +5.03 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ superuserdid | +4.89 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | RaaZu | +1.17 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | QuantumDiaper69 | -2.83 | 9 | 43 |
| #5 | Tea with a T | -3.36 | 15 | 39 |





