








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1048 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1145 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 848 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1108 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,291 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ❀𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖔❀ | 57% | 46 |
| #5 | BallerBasti | 56% | 32 |
| #6 | MilchKind | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | ☆>MiiLa<☆ | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | ی سر | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ی سر | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ❀𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖔❀ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ₵Ʉ฿ɆɆɎɆ 丂 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖔❀ | 148 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ₵Ʉ฿ɆɆɎɆ 丂 | 37 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | BallerBasti | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | ی سر | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | puffy | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puffy | +1.85 | 85 | 31 |
| #2 | BallerBasti | +1.58 | 45 | 48 |
| #3 | ی سر | +1.34 | 78 | 36 |
| #4 | Keta Klaus | +0.29 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | ❀𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖔❀ | +0.23 | 56 | 59 |





