








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 457 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1675 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,584 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BallerBasti | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | I ❤ Unicorn`s | DeckStute2K | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | ☆>MiiLa<☆ | 37% | 119 |
| #4 | Pice™ | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BallerBasti | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | I ❤ Unicorn`s | DeckStute2K | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | ☆>MiiLa<☆ | 37% | 119 |
| #4 | Pice™ | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BallerBasti | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Pice™ | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | I ❤ Unicorn`s | DeckStute2K | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I ❤ Unicorn`s | DeckStute2K | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | BallerBasti | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Pice™ | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | ☆>MiiLa<☆ | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BallerBasti | +4.31 | 46 | 35 |
| #2 | I ❤ Unicorn`s | DeckStute2K | +2.48 | 55 | 61 |
| #3 | ☆>MiiLa<☆ | -0.00 | 31 | 26 |
| #4 | MilchKind | -2.62 | 27 | 36 |
| #5 | Pice™ | -3.67 | 38 | 49 |





