








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7235 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5758 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3911 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5369 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,239 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 87% | 31 |
| #2 | beastcat | 87% | 77 |
| #3 | cricks | 83% | 41 |
| #4 | Lugia | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 87% | 31 |
| #2 | beastcat | 87% | 77 |
| #3 | cricks | 83% | 41 |
| #4 | Lugia | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beastcat | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | 444 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Lugia | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | cricks | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beastcat | 221 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | cricks | 184 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lugia | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | 444 | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoker | +4.48 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | 444 | +1.73 | 52 | 67 |
| #3 | cricks | +1.02 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | beastcat | -0.64 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Lugia | -2.12 | 58 | 49 |





