








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




187 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1035 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1129 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 973 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,583 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 永遠の | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | seal | 47% | 184 |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 38% | 195 |
| #4 | Cobain✝cryp | 29% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 永遠の | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | seal | 47% | 184 |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 38% | 195 |
| #4 | Cobain✝cryp | 29% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeeCeeKay | 86 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | seal | 76 | 0.0209 |
| #3 | Cobain✝cryp | 35 | 0.0268 |
| #4 | 永遠の | 24 | 0.0348 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cobain✝cryp | 294 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | seal | 217 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 201 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | 永遠の | 93 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seal | +3.08 | 56 | 27 |
| #2 | 永遠の | +1.71 | 69 | 35 |
| #3 | Cobain✝cryp | +1.30 | 35 | 58 |
| #4 | DeeCeeKay | -0.54 | 15 | 23 |
| #5 | reflex | -2.56 | 18 | 20 |





