








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3406 | 43% |
| Smokes | 528 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2186 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $200,691 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 永遠の | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | seal | 57% | 83 |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 40% | 82 |
| #4 | reflex | 29% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 永遠の | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | seal | 57% | 83 |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 40% | 82 |
| #4 | reflex | 29% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflex | 37 | 0.0281 |
| #2 | DeeCeeKay | 22 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | seal | 16 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | 永遠の | 8 | 0.0331 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflex | 99 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | seal | 96 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | DeeCeeKay | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | 永遠の | 26 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seal | +1.18 | 47 | 30 |
| #2 | Cobain✝cryp | +0.45 | 36 | 59 |
| #3 | 永遠の | -0.72 | 67 | 14 |
| #4 | DeeCeeKay | -2.54 | 10 | 22 |
| #5 | reflex | -4.12 | 13 | 18 |





