








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 716 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5874 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4508 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6254 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6193 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,479,388 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ismailcan | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | jimBo | 50% | 60 |
| #3 | LouNii™ | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | Jessesojf | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | Retardet kiddo♿ | 48% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retardet kiddo♿ | 1094 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | Jambo⛴ | 982 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #3 | haisuli | 973 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #4 | ivan | 575 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | LouNii™ | 272 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LouNii™ | +1.67 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Retardet kiddo♿ | +1.35 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | Ismailcan | +1.00 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | Jambo⛴ | +0.58 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | Miska | +0.03 | 76 | 51 |





