








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5161 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2535 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3117 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3711 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,075 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speed | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | gibaS | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | farao | 54% | 99 |
| #4 | Speed | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speed | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | gibaS | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | farao | 54% | 99 |
| #4 | Speed | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speed | 33 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | farao | 22 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Speed | 18 | 0.0282 |
| #4 | gibaS | 6 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speed | 357 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | farao | 294 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | gibaS | 148 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #4 | Speed | 118 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speed | +3.04 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Speed | +1.98 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | gibaS | +1.91 | 70 | 76 |
| #4 | farao | +1.25 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | PQD | -0.19 | 66 | 64 |





