








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3777 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4227 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2608 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,904,765 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1022 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PQD | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | farao | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | gibaS | 11 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | Freaked | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Pk | 7 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freaked | 532 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | PQD | 496 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | Pk | 411 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | zizu | 323 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | gibaS | 272 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gibaS | +3.54 | 66 | 80 |
| #2 | Speed | +1.47 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | zizu | +1.12 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | Freaked | +1.08 | 63 | 78 |
| #5 | farao | +0.29 | 69 | 61 |





