








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8376 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4204 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1652 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 3845 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,877 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shalu | 93% | 42 |
| #2 | Woody 8964 UwU | 89% | 38 |
| #3 | z0owater | 81% | 78 |
| #4 | Shakana | 56% | 202 |
| #5 | QLeo223Q | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0owater | 22 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Shakana | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | 脑婵 | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 悪鬼 | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Anemo slime | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 脑婵 | 1227 | 0.37 | 24 min |
| #2 | Shakana | 605 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Anemo slime | 351 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | QLeo223Q | 335 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #5 | 悪鬼 | 317 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shalu | +5.93 | 80 | 33 |
| #2 | 悪鬼 | +3.48 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | QLeo223Q | +2.68 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Anemo slime | +2.01 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | Harehi | +1.46 | 79 | 50 |





