








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 24% |
| Smokes | 291 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 544 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,860 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamyK | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Tom | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | M4DYN | 47% | 64 |
| #4 | ................. | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | [KKK] ProudestIsraeliWarrior | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4DYN | 19 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | ................. | 12 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Tom | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KamyK | 5 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4DYN | +3.37 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | Tom | +3.20 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | KamyK | +2.07 | 88 | 45 |
| #4 | ................. | -1.52 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | ็็็็ | -3.74 | 30 | 25 |





