








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1637 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1154 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2678 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,282,688 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joit | 64 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | ban | 42 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Nacho Libre | 38 | 0.0310 |
| #4 | michlay | 18 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Gutso Gambini | 12 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fetty | +3.50 | 62 | 39 |
| #2 | wheathans | +1.33 | 53 | 35 |
| #3 | danton | +1.12 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | michlay | +1.04 | 52 | 45 |
| #5 | Fish | +0.56 | 55 | 27 |





