








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1392 | 36% |
| Smokes | 877 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 614 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,306 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wheathans | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | Nacho Libre | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | Fetty | 47% | 252 |
| #4 | QuinVon | 46% | 84 |
| #5 | michlay | 42% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fetty | +3.63 | 63 | 39 |
| #2 | wheathans | +2.79 | 48 | 39 |
| #3 | danton | +1.81 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | michlay | +1.18 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | Joit | +0.79 | 42 | 40 |





