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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 30% |
| Smokes | 430 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 521 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 500 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,469 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠌᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌El Knickus | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | ⚡ mattrot | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | pablo | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | BOT Schmirka | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | NickNizerHD® | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠌᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌El Knickus | +2.77 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | nicokin | +2.47 | 81 | 38 |
| #3 | pablo | +1.82 | 61 | 19 |
| #4 | Propagandhi | +1.25 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | NickNizerHD® | +0.17 | 70 | 73 |





