








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 354 | 14% |
| Smokes | 540 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 682 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,664 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VallatoN | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Nasu | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | biskela | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | b0b | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Anssi Mela | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sway | 273 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | biskela | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Anssi Mela | 149 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nasu | 101 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | b0b | 75 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biskela | +4.38 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | sway | +2.79 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | VallatoN | +1.24 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | b0b | +0.87 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | Nasu | -0.86 | 79 | 54 |





