








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 474 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1444 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,240 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ SATAnic addict fish ⛧ | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Suoladgl | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | kyykyttaja | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | kippo^ ez.org | 81% | 26 |
| #5 | mikko | 80% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Roobertti | 50% | 24 |
| #11 | Ana | 49% | 61 |
| #12 | ✰ ☆ ★Hirvi★ ☆ ✰ | 48% | 25 |
| #13 | General PENAperse | 45% | 29 |
| #14 | Kartsa | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ana | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ⛧ SATAnic addict fish ⛧ | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Dani | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | mikko | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | mtzy | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ana | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | kippo^ ez.org | 108 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Roobertti | 103 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jöööns MO | 73 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dani | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kippo^ ez.org | +3.39 | 80 | 83 |
| #2 | Suoladgl | +2.86 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | Skele | +1.89 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | Jöööns MO | +0.71 | 61 | 74 |
| #5 | kyykyttaja | +0.60 | 85 | 61 |





