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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 984 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1010 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1297 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,152 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_AbrA | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Muka420 | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | m2his | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Kilbz | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_AbrA | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Muka420 | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | m2his | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Kilbz | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m2his | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Kilbz | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Le_AbrA | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m2his | 60 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Le_AbrA | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Muka420 | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kilbz | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_AbrA | +2.36 | 48 | 59 |
| #2 | kulpensator | +1.32 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Muka420 | +0.28 | 81 | 51 |
| #4 | m2his | +0.07 | 42 | 53 |
| #5 | Kilbz | -3.06 | 7 | 21 |





