








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1989 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1676 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1976 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,527 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gib mir a bier | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | » EmmeX | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | T.TV/Jzek27 | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | Effkaa | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | tekkister | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞︎ huskyta | 146 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #2 | Alex Deli | 97 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Effkaa | 94 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nicey | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | tekkister | 82 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tekkister | +6.24 | 94 | 58 |
| #2 | Nicey | +3.51 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | ♞︎ huskyta | +1.73 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | Alex Deli | +1.63 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | T.TV/Jzek27 | +1.15 | 72 | 64 |





