








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6200 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6686 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4298 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5013 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,230 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stilixdd | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | d1mensionSoul | 74% | 100 |
| #3 | HERE COMES THE BOOM | 74% | 76 |
| #4 | Гамена | 73% | 73 |
| #5 | Teanos | 68% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teanos | 33 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | arrogance | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Гамена | 13 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | d1mensionSoul | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | .crp/⸸ | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arrogance | 628 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | .crp/⸸ | 558 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Teanos | 484 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | d1mensionSoul | 376 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Stacy-- | 221 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ SaShO ✪ | +3.62 | 56 | 69 |
| #2 | .crp/⸸ | +1.91 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Гамена | +1.88 | 85 | 47 |
| #4 | HERE COMES THE BOOM | +1.67 | 42 | 52 |
| #5 | Stilixdd | +1.45 | 64 | 53 |





