








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4744 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2771 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,235 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aku | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | peep0w0 | 51% | 171 |
| #3 | Disguised | 51% | 97 |
| #4 | pear | 50% | 179 |
| #5 | d4ng3r0us | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear | 27 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | aku | 9 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | peep0w0 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Disguised | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | d4ng3r0us | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear | 1550 | 0.43 | 34 min |
| #2 | peep0w0 | 408 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | d4ng3r0us | 272 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | aku | 251 | 0.44 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hero!c_V!per | 203 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aku | +4.44 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | peep0w0 | +3.65 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Hero!c_V!per | +2.52 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | pear | +0.54 | 61 | 71 |
| #5 | Disguised | -0.98 | 62 | 48 |





