








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30 | 25% |
| Smokes | 18 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 21 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 50 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,470 of utility $4 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MapelPancake | 47% | 60 |
| #2 | Scopzy | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | ssukram | 43% | 161 |
| #4 | -RyaN- | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MapelPancake | 47% | 60 |
| #2 | Scopzy | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | ssukram | 43% | 161 |
| #4 | -RyaN- | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MapelPancake | 22 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | ssukram | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Scopzy | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | -RyaN- | 6 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ssukram | 459 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | MapelPancake | 309 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Scopzy | 123 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | -RyaN- | 69 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MapelPancake | +3.81 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | -RyaN- | +1.93 | 66 | 57 |
| #3 | ssukram | +1.55 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | Scopzy | -2.15 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | nayohme | -2.27 | 58 | 4 |





