








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 294 | 42% |
| Smokes | 227 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 33 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,264 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CTWKingッ | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | IT | ZeroEgal | 36% | 14 |
| #6 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 35% | 26 |
| #7 | IT | Threyzii | 29% | 7 |
| #8 | Mr.Nice-Suprise | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IT | ZeroEgal | 3 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | CTWKingッ | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ♔♥_Duniya_♥♔ | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IT | ZeroEgal | 57 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Borja89 | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | CTWKingッ | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mr.Nice-Suprise | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CTWKingッ | +6.02 | 53 | 51 |
| #2 | IT | ZeroEgal | +0.94 | 48 | 55 |
| #3 | IT | IHightower | -0.59 | 21 | 35 |
| #4 | IT | Threyzii | -0.80 | 41 | 38 |
| #5 | ♔♥_Duniya_♥♔ | -1.51 | 14 | 41 |





