








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1045 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1672 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1216 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1066 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 989 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,712 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | juhopa | 45% | 114 |
| #5 | crawiz | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | Maidon maestro | 35% | 34 |
| #7 | Keksien kuningas | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prinssinakk1 the III | 23 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | juhopa | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 14 | 0.0417 |
| #4 | Maidon maestro | 11 | 0.0175 |
| #5 | Keksien kuningas | 8 | 0.0351 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crawiz | +13.50 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | Jäätelöhyllyn Johtaja | +2.33 | 45 | 29 |
| #3 | Keksien kuningas | +1.61 | 51 | 46 |
| #4 | prinssinakk1 the III | -0.26 | 27 | 17 |
| #5 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | -2.04 | 8 | 17 |





