








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1079 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1181 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,432 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REDDINGTON_ | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | メジャーへの道 | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | In My Mind † | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Yamil Angura | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | PufuPanda | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yamil Angura | 396 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | メジャーへの道 | 216 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | In My Mind † | 174 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | REDDINGTON_ | 174 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | PufuPanda | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メジャーへの道 | +3.81 | 62 | 74 |
| #2 | GEGEinhoRECELE | +2.32 | 49 | 58 |
| #3 | WARBRINGER WANNABEE | +2.31 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | In My Mind † | +2.23 | 89 | 67 |
| #5 | Yamil Angura | +1.86 | 77 | 67 |





